Thursday, December 20, 2012

From Oscar, the Imperial Cat


Dear Sabine & Miglio,
 
I have to say first of all that I hope you’re having fun and...I miss you (don't EVER say I told you that). 

This is a very big place you’ve left me in.  Although I am not officially allowed downstairs yet, of course. I DID sneak down once and got caught!  The concern in that lady’s eyes was enough to show her just how quickly I can bound up the stairs, all 20 of them!

I was not too happy the first two days and slept most of the time.  I found this neat, quiet and dark place right under the middle of her bed.  It’s sort of cute, she comes and lays down on the floor and talks to me to encourage me to exercise.  As IF I am going to do anything anyone tells me to do, particularly exercise!

Food, Water & em.....Necessities

She has fed me my favourite food and I think I may be learning to like chicken!  That is rather novel, but it’s salty and I seem to be craving salt and drink lots of water.  And yes, I’m giving my litter box a good work out. 
 
Well, I could not figure out how to do the solid stuff inside the box and because I was upset from missing you so much I fear she has had to take extra care for me.  But she cleverly moved the litter box into her shower and I have my own private bathroom with the luxury of heaps of space and have no trouble with my ...aim now!

Her Mistake

She, however, really made a mistake.  She changed the litter crystals! 
 
Can you BELIEVE it!  I do not know where those lavender smelling crystals came from, but I will not use them!  I would have burst had she not gotten smart and removed them and put in the remainder of the correct ones. 
 
I have no idea what she was thinking...lavender, get real!  I do not like lavender anything...just because I am de-sexed does not mean I am fem!  She bought me more of the correct crystals today though as there was not going to be enough for my stay.

Sitting Options

She has many special places for me to sit and survey my world also.  See these two snapshots I’ve attached?  Here are two of my favourite perches so far. 
 
 
 
One is in her office window and the other is on her small side desk. 
 
 
 
She seems to like petting me and I am training her to do this every time I wander near her.  Thank goodness she has nice long finger nails as she really knows how to scratch my cheeks to send me into oblivion!

Night Fancies

I have a confession to make Sabine.  And do not get angry with me.  I just can’t resist staying up all night and keeping her awake!  She is so funny.  She coos and pets me and tries to encourage me to rest, but I LOVE keeping her awake.  I have a new world’s record of nearly five nights without real restful sleep. 
 
Today, she closed me in her room (where my good and litter box are, plus all the softest places for me to rest) and snuck a nap without me in her office!  Just wait till this evening.  No matter how she tries to keep me awake today, I will still find a way to keep her up...it really is my only fun, since I’ve gone off all my toys for now, just to confound her efforts there too.

Anyway, had to let you know what I was up to, as I know you will be worrying about me.  But actually she is doing alright.  She is NOT you!  You, I have trained to be the best carer in the Cat World.  This one needs lots of training and I know I will get my way with her eventually.  First is sleep deprivation and then the master plan to dominate her completely!

Rest easy and be sure to bring me a treat or two...but never bring me lavender-scented litter box crystals!  Oscar, the Imperial Cat

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